Seven Ages of Man: By William Shakespeare All the world's stage, And all the men and women merely players, They have their exits and entrances, And one man in his time plays many parts, His acts being seven ages. At first the infant, Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms. Then, the whining schoolboy with his satchel And shining morning face, creeping like snail Unwillingly to school. And then the lover, Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad Made to his mistress' eyebrow. Then a soldier, Full of strange oaths, and bearded like the pard, Jealous in honour, sudden, and quick in quarrel, Seeking the bubble reputation Even in the cannon's mouth. And then the justice In fair round belly, with good capon lin'd
In Arthur's House By: William Morris In Arther's house whileome was I When happily the time went by In midmost glory of his days. He held his court then in a place Whereof ye shall not find the name In any story of his fame: Caerliel good sooth men called it not, Nor London Town, nor Camelot; Yet therein had we bliss enow. --Ah, far off was the overthrow Of all that Britain praised and loved; And though among us lightly moved A love that could but lead to death, Smooth-skinned he seemed, of rosy breath, A fear to sting a lady's lip, No ruin of goodly fellowship, No shame and death of all things good.
State of The Union By: Chris Brown Dreaming all the time, Thinking to myself, If I'm man enough, If I'm good enough for you, I keep thinking about when you said I know I wasn't ready for it, guess I was too scared Wasn't prepared for what life had to bring me I just wanted to be free, or someone to need me Everyday I'm feeling like I can't breathe, no I can't get no sleep, got the weight of the world on me But it's alright, alright, alright It ain't a surprise, surprise, surprise Gotta do what you gotta do where I'm from Imma shoot if I gotta shoot I don't like guns But everybody hating, where the love at? If I give it to you will you give the love back? Ooh, it's time for everybody to level up and settle up your problems Just go ahead and let God in cause he got us, yeah!
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