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File1:

You and I are friends
You laugh, I laugh
You cry, I cry

You scream, I scream
You run, I run
You jump, I jump

You jump off a bridge,
I'm going to miss you buddy

File2:

A lady about 8 months preganant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her
was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile
turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the
fourth move, the man burst out laughing. She complained to the driver and he
had the man arrested.

The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he
had to say for himself. The man replied, "Well you Honor, it was like this:
when the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat
down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are coming' and I grinned.
Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will reduce
the swelling.' and I had to smile. Then she placed herself under a deoderant
sign that said, 'William's Big Stick Did the Trick.' and I could hardly contain
myself.

But, Your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign that said,
'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident!'...I just lost it."

"Case Dismissed!!"

File3:

Walter took his wife Ethel to the state fair every year, and every time he
would say to her, "Ethel, you know that I'd love to go for a ride in that
helicopter." But Ethel would always reply, "I know that Walter, but that
helicopter ride is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars."

Finally, they went to the the fair and Walter said to Ethel, "Ethel, you know
I'm 87 years old now. If I don't ride that helicopter this year, I may never
get another chance." Once again Ethel replied, "Walter, you know that
helicopter is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars."

This time the helicopter pilot overheard the couple's conversation and said,
"Listen folks. I'll make a deal with you. I'll take both of you for a ride; if
you can both stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word I won't charge
you! But if you say just one word, it's 50 dollars."

Walter and Ethel agreed and up they went in the helicopter. The pilot performed
all kinds of fancy moves and tricks, but not a word was said by either Walter
or Ethel. The pilot did his death-defying tricks over and over again, but still
there wasn't so much as one word said. When they finally landed, the pilot
turned to Walter and said, "Wow! I've got to hand it to you. I did everything I
could to get you to scream or shout out, but you didn't. I'm really impressed!"

Walter replied, "Well to be honest, I alsmost said something when Ethel fell
out but, you know, 50 dollars is 50 dollars!"

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