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File1:

Xmas Jackson Flaxon Waxon

The man the myth the legend

He sailed too fast and broke his ass

In 1997

File2:

"KaBOOoom!!!!!!!!"

The back wall exploded as the Kool Aid
man stomped in, ready to sell his
terrible drink.

"Who wants some Kool Aid?????????"



File3:

Vomit on his sweater already.

Mom's spaghetti.

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready

To drop bombs

But he keeps on forgetting

What he wrote down

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