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Xmas Jackson Flaxon Waxon

The man the myth the legend

He sailed too fast and broke his ass

In 1997



The back wall exploded as the Kool Aid
man stomped in, ready to sell his
terrible drink.

"Who wants some Kool Aid?????????"


Vomit on his sweater already.

Mom's spaghetti.

He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready

To drop bombs

But he keeps on forgetting

What he wrote down

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