File1, 2, & 3 for ccubbage:


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File1:

DONKEY:
Well, you know what I like about
you, Shrek? You got that kind of
I-don't-care-what-nobody-thinks-of-me
thing. I like that. I respect that,
Shrek. You all right. (They come over
a hill and you can see Shrek's cottage.)
Whoa! Look at that. Who'd want to live
in place like that?

SHREK:
That would be my home.

DONKEY:
Oh! And it is lovely! Just beautiful.
You know you are quite a decorator.
It's amazing what you've done with such
a modest budget. I like that boulder.
That is a nice boulder. I guess you
don't entertain much, do you?

SHREK:
I like my privacy.


File2:

MIRROR:
(chuckles nervously) So, just sit back
and relax, my lord, because it's time
for you to meet today's eligible bachelorettes.

And here they are! Bachelorette number
one is a mentally abused shut-in from
a kingdom far, far away. She likes sushi
and hot tubbing anytime. Her hobbies
include cooking and cleaning for her
two evil sisters. Please welcome Cinderella.

Bachelorette number two is a cape-wearing girl from
the land of fancy. Although she lives
with seven other men, she's not easy.
Just kiss her dead, frozen lips and
find out what a live wire she is. Come
on. Give it up for Snow White!

And last, but certainly not last, bachelorette number
three is a fiery redhead from a dragon-guarded
castle surrounded by hot boiling lava!
But don't let that cool you off. She's
a loaded pistol who likes pina coladas
and getting caught in the rain. Yours
for the rescuing, Princess Fiona!

File3:

Water. Earth. Fire. Air.
My grandmother used to tell me
stories about the old days. A time of peace.
When the Avatar kept balance between the
Water Tribes, Earth Kingdom, Fire Nation, and Air Nomads.
But that all changed when the Fire Nation attacked.

Only the Avatar mastered all four elements.
Only he could stop the ruthless firebenders.
But when the world needed him most, he vanished.
A hundred years have passed and the
Fire Nation is nearing victory in the war.

Two years ago, my father and the men of my tribe
journeyed to the Earth Kingdom to
help fight against the Fire Nation.
Leaving me and my brother to look after our tribe.
Some people believe that the Avatar
was never reborn into the Air Nomads.
And that the cycle is broken, but I haven't lost hope.
I still believe that somehow
the Avatar will return to save the world.


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