Gettid Divorced An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, " I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough." "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man says. "We are sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up. Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "They're not getting divorced if I have anything to do about it," She shouts, I'll take care of this." She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife and says, "Okay, they are coming for Thanksgiving...now what do we tell them for Christmas?"
Helicopter Ride Walter took his wife Ethel to the state fair every year, and every time he would say to her, "Ethel, you know that I'would love to go for a ride in that helicopter." But Ethel would always reply, "Iknow that Walter, but that helicopter ride is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars." FInallly, they went to the fair, and Walter said to Ethel, "Ethel, you know I'm 87 years old now. If I don't ride that helicopter this year, If I don't ride helicopter this year, I may never get another chance." Once again Ethel replied, "Walter, you know that helicopter is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars." This time the helicopter pilot overheard the couple's conversation and said, "listen folks, I'll make a deal with you. I'll take both of you for a ride; if you can both stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word I won't charge you! But if you say just a word, it's 50 dollars." Walter and Ehtel agree and up they went in the helicopter. The pilot Performed all kinds of fancy moves and tricks, but not a word was said by either Walter or Ethel. The pilod did his death-defying tricks over and over again, but still there wasn't so much as one word said. When they finally landed, the pilot turned to Walter and said, "Wow! I've got to hand it to you. I did everything I could to get you scream or shout out, but you didn't. I'm really impressed!" Walter replied, "Well to be honest I almost said something when ethel fell out but, you know, 50 dollars is 50 dollars!"
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